The Miranda warning

jag har funderat lite på det här med de onämnda reglerna i förhållanden och kom oooosökt att tänka på The Miranda Warning...

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to be speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense."

jag har omformulerat den så att den passar lite bättre till förhållanden :)

1. "You have the right to remain silent (and PLEASE, for both our sakes ... use this right as often as you can).
2. Anything you say can and WILL be used against you (this is not a threat... It's female nature).
3. You have the right to speak to an attorney, but he will probably screw you more than I did.
4. If you can't provide the right answer in an issue, an answer will be provided for you (and please note that this falls under sektion 2 above..."

... eller? :D